i can’t stop reblogging this ever
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Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 @ 3:49 PM ♥17,051 notes | Permalink
normal girls: I need a change in my life, I'll get a haircut
me: I need a change in my life, I'll go change my theme
Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 @ 3:42 PM ♥1,589 notes | Permalink
Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that
the power of gay
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Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 @ 3:40 PM ♥58,684 notes | Permalink
me when i first joined tumblr
me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already
Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 @ 2:39 PM ♥14,312 notes | Permalink
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Saturday, June 2nd, 2012 @ 2:39 PM ♥1,337 notes | Permalink
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Friday, June 1st, 2012 @ 8:53 PM ♥194 notes | Permalink
me: let me take a quick picture of myself i bet i look cute
300 attempts later
me:
Friday, June 1st, 2012 @ 8:52 PM ♥4,442 notes | Permalink
me: let me take a quick picture of myself i bet i look cute
300 attempts later
me:
Friday, June 1st, 2012 @ 8:52 PM ♥4,442 notes | Permalink
At first you’re like:I remember this!
As the song goes on, you’re like: I forgot how much I loved this song!
Then you start boppin to it like: THIS IS MY SHIT!
Then the song is in your head all day and you cant stop dancing to it, like:
this is seriously the most notes i have ever gotten lol
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Friday, June 1st, 2012 @ 6:44 PM ♥111,849 notes | Permalink
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Friday, June 1st, 2012 @ 6:14 PM ♥41,978 notes | Permalink
Normal person: *eats nutella on a piece of toast or with fruit*
Me: *eats nutella straight out of the jar*
Friday, June 1st, 2012 @ 6:11 PM ♥259 notes | Permalink
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